On ‘Influencers’

I’m not influenced by the girls with the pretty facestrying to sell me powders and milkshakes and titsand rags.Bollocks to the boys on boats and yachts in the sun.Strip them of their veneers and Italian clothes andshow me who they really are.And while you’re at it, scrap that airbrush, thatpixelated hourglass magician and replace it……